I went to brunch with my friend Cindy and came home to find Henry and Tim sitting down to lunch. Henry pointed to the TV and said, "We're watching a movie!"
Tim corrected him, saying it was a TV show, and asked Henry to tell me what the show was. He said it was about "The Colonel."
"Colonel Who?" Tim prompted him.
I went away for an hour and came home to find my 4-year-old watching Hogan's Heroes.
Aren't we all glad we have more cable channels?
I hear nothing. I see nothing. I know nothing.