Breaking news from the Associated Press: Lottery officials say my husband is much more likely to become filthy rich than most of the rest of y'all.
So should I change my name to further increase the odds? Nah. I'll spread the luck around, give someone else a chance.
But Tim, you'll need to make a stop on the way home. Those numbers from your last fortune cookie were 3 14 22 29 37. Make 'em count.
DES MOINES (AP) - Feeling lucky? You might be if you're a Tim or a Kellie.
Those were the luckiest names for men and women playing Iowa Lottery games since the lottery started in 1985.
The lottery's acting CEO, Ken Brickman, says the agency did a records check to determine the names of people who won prizes of more than $100,000.
So should I change my name to further increase the odds? Nah. I'll spread the luck around, give someone else a chance.
But Tim, you'll need to make a stop on the way home. Those numbers from your last fortune cookie were 3 14 22 29 37. Make 'em count.
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Tell Tim to pick up LOTS of lottery tickets!!!
On the other hand, maybe this story was a tricky ruse by the Lottery people to give all the Tims and Kellies of the state false hope....
Timothy Kelly