Dumbest Headlines of the Day

Info no one really needs to know. Taken straight from the Internets:

What's up with Rob Pattinson's hair? (People magazine)

Sci-fi women more than hot babes (CNN)

Accused penis cutter poisoned husband's soup (KSEE)

Love it or hate it, self-checkout is here to stay (MSNBC)

Man allegedly force-fed iPhone to girlfriend (MSNBC)

Help! I accidentally killed my crazy neighbor's cat (Slate.com)

1 comment:

emawkc said...

"Accused Penis Cutter" is going on my list of Awesome Identifiers from News Media.

Others currently on the list:
Alleged Stalker of Madonna
Bearded Montana Recluse
Former Iraqi Dictator
Malaysian Snake Smuggler