1. I got a hot tub.
2. People were nicer.
3. Fred Phelps weren't around.
4. Little kids weren't homeless and/or hungry.
5. My kid would learn to flush and to put his dirty clothes in the hamper.
6. I had my birthday off work.
7. I could knit for hours every day.
8. I liked my job more.
9. My family stayed healthy.
10. We had a huge snowstorm soon.