There's something gloriously satisfying about reading a story about how ABC's "The View" star Elisabeth Hasselbeck apparently plagiarized a book she wrote. It's even more stupendous when I'm reading the story on FOXNews.com.
Take that, you prissy, self-absorbed, self-righteous, hypocritical beast.
Oh, I know, you naysayers, you Hannity lovers, you right-wing nutjobs...innocent until proven guilty. Fair. And. Balanced. (my ass)
Just wait until THAT day. If you think I'm giddy NOW...