This is a little something I like to call, "Lessons you can learn when waiting for the ice storm."
I was perusing the "cancellations" section of the newspaper's web site, as schools, businesses, churches, and the like start calling off activities in preparation for the big winter storm fast approaching.
That's when I saw the following listing:
Shoplifting Class at Lindale Mall - No Class Thursday
You can take a class in that? I can only imagine what the final might be. Do you fail if the cops arrest you? If you successfully snag something, do you get to keep it? Give it to your teacher as a bribe for a better grade (a la Blagojevich)?