Signs you're getting old

1. You get super crazy excited to buy a kitchen appliance. In this case, an oven. Which arrived this afternoon, while I was...

2. Getting my very first mammogram.

What a monumentous day. Squished boobs and, later, several batches of fresh-baked Christmas cookies (thank goodness I still have my own teeth).

Just around the corner, I fear...I've falalalalalen and I can't get up?

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