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I goofed

When I told you all that Tina Fey would be hosting SNL last night, after seeing the promo on NBC, I honestly thought the network was capitalizing on the Tina Fey/Sarah Palin sistahs-from-anotha-motha comparison and had brilliantly scheduled a timely guest who would make the most of the situation.

And then I found out it was a repeat and the season premiere of SNL is NEXT weekend, hosted by someone who looks like NONE of the candidates: Michael Phelps.

I guess we'll have to take off our comedic hats and put on our Olympics-lovin' hats for the evening.

By the way, what IS it with the hat talk? We keep hearing about how McCain's got to take off his Republican hat and put on his American hat. I'm confused.

We thought...we've mentioned it before...I could've sworn...

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I don't even wear a hat! Maybe I should...

Anyway, I fell victim to the advertising and assumed that SNL was new, too. This wouldn't have happened in the good ole' days when the REAL TV Guide was still around. I'm not talking about the "can't-decide-if-it-wants-to-be-a-TV-guide-or-an-Entertainment-Weekly" TV Guide we have now. I'm talking about the little TV Guide that was near and dear to my heart and has been gone for a while now. I used to read it religiously for some reason...

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