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He's still yummy, but...


The nitwit who is responsible for the current issue of Outside magazine should immediately be fired.

Not for the choice of featured model. For that, I'd give the person a serious prize, like a year's supply of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups or at least a month of free massages from --Insert Your Favorite Day Spa Here--.

But in his or her infinite LACK of wisdom, this person chose to run the cover image without color.

Who in God's name thought it was a good idea to put Anderson "Wouldja just look at his gal'durn dreamy blue eyes" Cooper in a black-and-white photograph?!

What a travesty.

Edited to add: Now that I look at the cover photo more, I'd like to know, "Was it really necessary to use the photo in which he looks royally constipated?"

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