Mayday, mayday

Homeland Security's so concerned about the possible threat of our pocket knives, lighters, hair spray, hand cream, baby formula, and so on, on airlines.

I think there might be another way to keep the skies safe. We could start with giving Captain Smiley a stress test.

LONDON, England (AP) -- A British airline said Monday that one of its flights was forced to divert to Turkey after the co-pilot died in mid-flight.