Life's a bitch, ain't it.

Stunning news came from the U.S. Open today. Defending U.S. Open champion Maria Sharapova fell victim to a stunning upset by Agnieszka Radwanska, an 18-year-old from Poland. Radwanska took her 6-4, 1-6, 6-2 in a third-round match today.

What wasn't so stunning was my husband's reaction. When I said, "Ohmygosh, Maria Sharapova got beat" he gasped and moaned "Ohhhh nooooooo."

I inquired whether his great disappointment was in anticipation of watching a less-than-stellar next round of tennis with an inexperienced player...or whether he simply felt anguish over not being able to ogle Maria through the finals.

"That. Oh yeah. That."

He is such a...man. And not the toe-tapping-in-the-bathroom kind either. More the traditional "doncha just love it when her skirt flies up like that...excuse me while I wipe the drool from my chin and adjust my jockey shorts."

Won't it be my luck if Agnieszka's sexy supermodelesque, too.

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