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Wondering where to go on your summer vacation? Tired of the cultural activities of summer, such as Shakespeare in the Park, outdoor concerts and gallery walks?

I found the perfect 180-degree turn for you.

The Summer Redneck Games, East Dublin, Ga., July 8

I'm not making this up. Honest. Frommer's, the publisher of guidebooks and products to help budget-minded travelers since 1957, lists this as one of its unique summer activity picks from throughout the United States.

Frommer's describes this event -- which started as a backlash against the 1996 Summer Games in Atlanta, as a "pearl of trailer trash spectacles." And it's celebrating its 10th anniversary! Among the activities are Mud-Pit Belly Flop, Hubcap Hurl, Bobbing for Pig's Feet, Dumpster Dive, watermelon seed-spitting, bug zapping by spitball, big-hair contest and the Armpit Serenade. There's also the O'Conee River Redneck Raft Race, which features a flotilla of homemade rafts made from rather odd objects. The winner gets a crushed Bud Light beer-can trophy.

To learn more (and I'm sure you're on the edge of your seat waiting for this information) call (912) 272-4422.

This little festival squealed "Soo-ey" all the way down home.

Happy tooth-picking. That is, if you have any teeth.

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Brianne said…
Oh I've waited on LOTS of people who would fit right in.

I hear you're visiting the 'Ta this weekend! Me too! We will all just have to get together. I think Brett's going to come as well, if he doesn't have to work. :)
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