I shoulda been a copy editor

Some great headlines online this a.m., read while I was sitting at the kitchen table with my hair in hot rollers, drinking my caffeine free Diet Coke just after popping my lithium and waiting for a therapy session later in the a.m.

So perhaps I found them more interesting than you might...

1. Pregnant woman beaten at baby shower (CNN)
2. Man torches girlfriend at gas station (CNN)
3. Carhorn concerto raises "high"brows (CNN)
4. Can too much cleanliness harm children? (CNN...and OCD???!)
5. Utah Adventure Cures Vacation Doldrums (CNN) (huh? a man might think, hmmm, 'Be a polygamist for a day!')
6. Kenya fake plane crash causes panic (CNN)
7.'Pig Book' targets Government Pork (CNN)
8. Can I tell my lover one minute isn't enough? (MSNBC)
9. Shocking night on American Idol (MSNBC...more shocking? Lead story. GAG)
10. Fido, you've aged! Family gets dog back after 5 years (MSNBC)
11. Will Ralph Reed crap out? (salon.com)
12. Cruise buys Holmes "adult-sized binky" (salon.com...I'm not kidding)
13. Did Jesus walk on ice? (CBS)
14. Bobby Flay makes Chicken Exciting! (CBS)

Ok I will stop. I know. Your stomach aches. Tears are streaming from your ducts. You just can't stand another moment.

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