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The Bunny Tales

Conversation with a 2-year-old about the Easter Bunny:

Adult: After you go to bed tonight, the Easter Bunny will come.
Child: Why?
A: Because it'll bring you presents in a big basket
C: Why?
A: Because it's Easter
C: Why?
A: Because it just is.
C: Oh.
A: So are you excited about Easter and getting presents?
C: Why?
A: Because it's fun to get presents.
C: Why?
A: Remember Christmas, when Santa came?
C: No
A: When you went to bed, Santa came with presents, just like the Easter Bunny will.
C: Why?
A: You have to go to sleep though, because it's a surprise.
C: Why?
A: Because it's the Easter Bunny, and you'll get presents.
C: Why?
A: I don't remember anymore.

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Brianne said…
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

What child would question getting presents?!? That is so funny. :)
6:53 AM
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