From the files of "Wow, that's just too yukky"

The latest cycling news capturing headlines has nothing to do with doping. Maybe a little something to do with a dope.

It seems that Lance Armstrong, 36, was seen getting cozy with a former child actor in a New York Bar. She was seen perched on his lap, giggling like a school girl. Gosh, she's not far away from being a school girl.

The actress is 21-year-old Ashley Olson, the non-anorexic one of the Olson Twins who got their start in the crib on the TV show Full House.

Wow Lance, you trying to prove something? You leave your wife and kids for an older woman -- 40-something musician Sheryl Crow. Then dump that woman to shag a bunch more, including a girl who was born a mere six years before you started competing in professional cycling events with your first team, Motorola.

Man has one ball. But he's apparently putting it to good use.

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