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Letterman's Top 10 Take on Hallo'een

Top Ten Invisible Guy Pickup Lines

10. "Ever wanted to do it with a laboratory experiment gone awry?"

9. "Do you mean it when you say, 'Looks don't matter'?"

8. "What's a nice girl like you doing here in the Victoria's Secret dressing room?"

7. "Why don't we go somewhere private, because everyone at this bar thinks you're talking to your gimlet"

6. "That's not my hand but don't stop shaking"

5. "You may as well go out with me -- I'm just going to follow you home undetected anyway"

4. "Here's an invisible necklace -- trust me, it's really expensive"

3. "I can pretty much guarantee the kid will look like you"

2. "We haven't met, but I watch you shower every day at the gym"

1. "Would you like to have dinner with me and watch and my food digest?"

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